Social Blog # 2 - The Worst Fish Ever (Episode 1)

Block III. Earth,
Yet-known Solar System,
Some where in the Universe.

September 10, 2018

Dear Esteemed Readers & may be upcoming-admirers,

How has life been treating you people? What can i assume, is a good treatment. But, not the best. Well, it has been the same story line since the big bang, with probably the variable plots.

So you do not need to worry about the story line, instead, need to modify the plot as per your desire and passion.

Germans used "Fiscian" for those organisms who used to live exclusively in water, but as a verb, centuries ago. Later, the old people speaking old English tried something new. They pronounced a new word, as a noun, for such water-inhabiting population. They called them - "The Fisc".

Wow! so new.

Then someone secretly informed the Dutch superiors about that innovative discovery of Germans & Englishmen. How could the Dutch tolerate this? They planned to derive more real-to-situation name. So, they did really something novel and suggested the word "Vis" & "Vissen".

That Vis & Vissen proved to be the milestone in initiating an innovative "Name-The-Being War" in the world. GOD !!! Superpowers jumped into that arena & chose to prolong the war till victory of their own.





Germans snatched the Englishmen's transcript and added just "h" & "hen" in the end, pronouncing those organisms as "Fisch" & "Fischen"

Irish, Gothics, Latins & Norse also decided to involve in that chaotic war and devised different labels.

Through those  years of war, world categorically ignored the rights of those organisms. How Cheap!
They just cared for their win & neglecting the fact that every figure in the water could not be same. They could have their own identity.

After a long era of war, some good-gentlemen stood for the rights of water-inhabiting obligates and strived to look for the final resolve. Because of their zealous-untiring efforts, they killed the Ares - The Greek God of War

It was their struggle, the modern world is now able to differentiate among the H2O obligates





I hope you adore my above described home-made-recipe of "Name-The-Being War".

Thank You !

Well! The most popular among H2O obligates now is "Fish Colony"; edible-lovable. 





People who plies on fishes for their livings i.e. for their passion, are called "Ichthyologists".

Joseph Schieser Nelson, an American Fish Lover & Ichthyologist, elaborated Fishes in his book "Fishes of the World" as;


" Non-tetrapod craniates (animals with skull & sometimes backbone) that have gills throughout life & whose limbs, if any, are in the shape of fins".


A.S. Romer & M.J, Benton concluded classification of fishes in their works. A renowned website, Animals World, summarised their labour as;


There are some H2O obligates whom land obligates believe are fishes; but icthyologically they are not. Some honourable mentions are;

* Jelly Fish
* Star Fish
* Cray Fish
* Cuttle Fish

According to Washington State Department of Health Report, fishes are vital sources of;

* Omega-3 Fatty Acid
* Vitamin D & B2
* Calcium
* Phosphorous
* Iron and other minerals

As we all does not know that Omega-3, in itself, is a blessing of Almighty God, which;

* Keeps blood pressure low
* Prevents heart diseases
* Raise brain functioning
* Develops infant's brain

American Heart Association website, a heaven for new-researchers to copy-paste in synopsis, recommends the probable-humans;

"Eat fish two times a week at least as part of a healthy diet".

Just remember;



An excellent amount & kind of fishes are available in markets throughout the world, including both UN-Associated & non-UN-Associated member countries.

Warning ! the above-distributed knowledge is ineffectual for your biology exams. #Lame

In the end of this episode, I just would like to advise every of my may-be-admirer to eat every of the fish you love & like on regular basis, with limitations of your Stomach-Health to avoid the Stomach-Ache.

All the fishes are good for your health except one.

The Worst Fish Ever;


"The SELFISH"



To be continued...

Hope you all will remain happy, healthy and humans (3 Hs).

Kind regards,

Doctor Sahab.




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